magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

k1mkardashian:

i feel like this is an america’s next top model challenge

k1mkardashian:

i feel like this is an america’s next top model challenge

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

afriiican:

*takes butt pic*
*admires butt pic*
Aight koo
*deletes butt pic*

clannyphantom:

logging onto tumblr near autumn image

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

brattylifts:

smokemeout-eatmeout:

😍

oh hell no if you rip my shirt we are hopping on zara online with the quickness and you’re buying me a new one

brattylifts:

smokemeout-eatmeout:

😍

oh hell no if you rip my shirt we are hopping on zara online with the quickness and you’re buying me a new one